Once upon a time,

An ordinary boring day,

I went to work at McDonald’s.

I was getting paid 99 cents an hour.

I was broke just like how that one girl that used to bully me at school in the 21st grade, she used to break my back.

I used to watch people walk by and cry.

I dreamt of doing that.

My dog suddenly teleported behind me in the back of the McDonalds.

He came with Humpty Dumpty.

I asked, “Humpty Dumpty, aren’t you with your wife Crusty Musty?”

He then gave me a death stare.

I grabbed my dog (which his name is Uhhwahahahahwhwhahahah) from Humpty Dumpty.

Uhhwahahahahwhwhahahah then turned into a human being.

Uhhwahahahahwhwhahahah told me that he is actually running away with Humpty Dumpty.

Humpty Dumpty is ditching his wife and leaving Crusty Musty with NOTHING!

Uhhwahahahahwhwhahahah suddenly started to have a wedding dress on.

Humpty Dumpty started to wear a suit.

He then picked up Uhhwahahahahwhwhahahah like a bride.

They ran away into the sunset with Humpty Dumpty’s family.

I then got depressed but not too depressed.

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Come back for chapter 2.